Splish-Splash! F-18 bath-time

Splish-Splash! F-18 bath-time

Dear U.S. Navy,
I would very much like to offer my services as a first-class plane scrubber and will wash your Blue Angels aircraft for FREE! I promise to clean every spot, from the tip of its nose to the edge of its ailerons and even the landing gear. Did I mention I’ll do it for FREE? Now that’s a deal … I pay $15 just to have my car washed so I imagine a big plane like an F-18 costs a lot more. With me doing it for free, you’d save an awful lot, especially since you have to wash it every 14 days to prevent corrosion.

Looking forward to hearing from you soon.

Yours in soap suds,


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Updated: May 16, 2013 — 4:13 PM

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  1. I’ll wash the non-Blue Angles planes for free.

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